Today is National Johnny Appleseed Day
"Johnny Appleseed, what's he ever done for me?" / Pssh. Oh nothing much he only invented apples. / "No he didn't. That doesn't make sense." / You're smarter than I thought. Fine, his name was John Chapman and he traveled west across America, planting apple trees and selling apples along the way. / "Right. I think I remember this now." / Perhaps you should plant an apple tree so you never forget again. / "Seems a little extreme."/ Maybe just eat an apple.
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